pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism)

(Source: zaynharry)

hayyr:

Harry’s comment on the moment when Liam pulled his pants down on stage {x}